What's an antiresume?

It's everything you won't find in my resume or on this web site -- and why.

A PAINFULLY DETAILED BIO
Everything you need to know about me should be in my resume. If it isn't, ask me.

HYPE ABOUT RESULTS
I've never kept detailed statistics on how my ads have done. That's why God made account supervisors. Besides, it's too easy for me to invent
and too difficult for you to investigate.

EFFUSIVE QUOTES FROM CUSTOMERS
If I can't find five people to say something nice about me, I don't deserve to live, much less be a writer. All my references have phones and will answer any questions.

AN ENDLESS LIST OF WHAT I WRITE
I don't write speeches, PR releases, greeting cards or guidelines. I don't write short stories, wedding vows, recipes or rule books. I write what you see on this site, plus radio and TV spots. Period.